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Burrito Femme Fatales

These are women whose sole mission is to embroil a character in a
sex-related scandal or influence them to break a law that will tarnish their
record for the rest of their lives.

Agent or Rogue Mahgdah Lina (or an alias beginning with M) Age 31
Dark, Shiny Hair; Very Light Blue or Very Light Hazel Eyes, A soft-looking
Face, and a natural tannish skin tone, about 5' 4" and a great body for a
mother of 4.
Played By: Elizabeth Hurley with more weight.  The Gypsy Esmeralda in
Disney's "The Hunchback of Notre Dame" or Catherine-Zeta Jones with more
weight and Blue Eyes.  Demi Moore another possibility.

Plays a piano-type instrument skillfully on rare occasions.
She is vivacious and very animated and expressive.
She uses her eyes and eyelashes for a devastating effect.
She's a schemer but a pretty lousy liar.
She's a control freak, but keeps a nice house.
She'll find out what her target likes to eat and offer him some.
She'll sneak behind the character's back and undo his work and later ask
about it.
She is a pretty skilled psychologist and will compile a case study on the
target.
She'll interact with the character intermittently, allowing him or her time
to wish she'd come back.
She'll try to establish commonalities with the target.
Alone with the target she may engage in some innocent seeming discussion
about a racy body part.
She'll complain about needing to get out of debt and then buy expensive
things.
She claims to be spiritually in tune with whatever religious cover she has
adopted for this mission.
She likes to dance.
If the target eludes entrapment and the two go their separate ways, this
agent will commence a media-wide psychological warfare operation to the end
of "gaslighting" (making people think the target is cracking up) the target.
An aloof and half-way decent looking man or woman is liable to turn the
tables on her and affect her to some degree emotionally.  All others are
hamburger.
Possessions:  4 Children and a politically powerful and good-natured husband
20 years older.

Agent or Rogue  Sindy Lameer  29
Dark hair dyed Auburn or Red, Green Eyes, Pretty face with an upper lip that
is wider on the sides, killer figure:  round fanny, great legs, small waist,
flat tummy, hip bones stick out ready for grinding, average but firm chest:
Will stand near the target with her knuckles on her hips., arms akimbo,
looking like she should have a supergirl outfit on.
Always wears jeans or equivalent.
Woodsy long sleeve shirt or tight short-sleeved pullover.
May recline legs in a 4 position with fingers of one hand suggestively on
her inner thigh.
Loves to discuss alcoholic drinks with suggestive names like "blow job."
Will offer the target a ride if he or she needs one.
Masters 3-D computer shoot 'em ups.
Brings home-made cookies for all of her coworkers every Friday.
If the target makes an advance, she will carry the sexual harrassment
complaint to an extreme.  Target's job may be threatened, may have charges
pressed, and be sued in a civil court.  Her so-called military "husband" may
come to give the target a pounding.
Possessions:  Off-road SUV or similar Grav vehicle.  Home.

Agent or Rogue Shannen Murphy  25
She is about 4' 10" but her figure is properly proportioned for her height.
Sandy blonde hair, Men interested in young girls and small women they can
pick up will be particularly attracted to her.
Played By: Elisabeth Shue
She is on an anti-depressant and has a rather bubbly and feisty personality.
Think Elaine Benes of Seinfeld but more hyper.
Hourly runs off to "pee," squeezing her legs together if detained.
Will confide in the target with the knowledge that she would leave her
husband if she thought her husband wouldn't take her little daughter away.
Will go into detail about how she lost her virginity at age 14 in a
boyfriend's car.
Will "accidentally" press her chest firmly against the character's arm, not
seeming to notice.
Will come right out and say "I know you want me, [target's name]."
Will stand close behind target while he is talking to someone and sniff his
armpits.
Will call the character up to ask him or her out to the theatre, bringing
her daughter along.
Has a highly temperamental and jealous husband with a colorful vocabulary.
Will cry "sexual harrassment" and take the character's job as a promotion.
Possessions:  Truck, House.

Marion Hannagaan - 5A7853 - Age 36 - Cr5,000
World-wise.
Played by: ?
Gambling-4, Brawling-2, Carousing-2, Streetwise-2, Knife-2, Acrobat-1
A Rogue. Marion pretends to be a down-and-out professional in order to gain the PCs trust or employment. As an added bonus, she can arrange a number of lucrative contracts for the PCs in-system, since she personally knows most of the local quartermasters (half of whom owe her a favor).

Lissa Ingersol - 5778A8 - Age 38
Wealthy.
Played by: ?
Admin-4, Computer-3, Leadership-1, Carousing-1, Streetwise-1, Bribery-1
Hoping to boostrap her way into a nice corporate law position via her various contacts, Lissa is pressed into a corner by agreeing to contract a ship's crew to a patron... only to have her crew walk out on her at the last moment. Desparate for the job, she contacts the PCs in hopes that they will be the crew she needs... for a share of the contract (which involves options, charter rates, free repairs...).

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